*Insert Witty Title Here*

bombing:

adventures-in-the-impala:

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

tumblr it’s spelled tumbr

i didn’t catch that. thanks tumbr

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timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

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obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

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kingcheddarxvii:

nintendocafe:

Super Smash Bros. coming to 3DS & Wii U in 2014

Super Smash Bros. | Pre-Order Today!

Everything about this image looks weird as hell

kingcheddarxvii:

nintendocafe:

Super Smash Bros. coming to 3DS & Wii U in 2014

Super Smash Bros. | Pre-Order Today!

Everything about this image looks weird as hell

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neopuff:

when ur notp is becoming canon

image

(via junkoandthediamonds)

jmoriartycriminalconsultant:

lordleto:

crazedoriginality:

zigzag0on:

fagmander:

nintendoggystyle:

is there holy bible fanfiction

image

jesus fucking christ

looks more like jesus fucking noah

i’m going to hell for laughing

AS A CHRISTIAN I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING RIGHT NOW

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itswalky:

And that’s why Soundwave is a truck or plane these days.

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